Dear Covid

 

Dear Covid,

Open letter:

I would like to opted out of your, Bullshit behaviour. I am finding my self completely,' Exhausted' by it. As a result, non productive. 

Sincerely yours,

Totally Baffled 

Dear Totally Baffled,

I have spoken with the other,'Cunts' and, we have all unanimously agreed that we will not stop the, harassment, stalking, coercive bullying until your driven to absolute despair. Which, we believe has not yet been achieved. In which case, request has been denied.

We advise you, to have some good rest today and, full service will resume tomorrow.

Your truly,

Chief Covid Cunt.

Unknown comedian